bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(Source: stability)

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

christmasdiva:

MADE A THING BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS SHES JUST A DUMB BLONDE AND SERIOUSLY THERES SO MUCH MORE TO HER OKAY

(Source: romankitten)

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

(Source: beauti-fully-awkward)







I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

(Source: onlylolgifs)

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note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms)

stupidlullabies:

thatlalagirl:

I’m beginning to wonder if Mark Ruffalo just trolls Tumblr and reports back to the others. Like… “Hey guys… they call Evans a dorito…” and RDJ just sitting there like “Well that’s gonna be a thing.”

I mean. Really.

sounds legit.

(Source: sheisraging)

shallower-than-a-kiddie-pool:

She’s right…

shallower-than-a-kiddie-pool:

She’s right…

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

legion-of-scouts-and-monsters:

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

First they blame autism on vaccines now drug addiction seriously fuck off those things aren’t even remotely related to vaccinations

legion-of-scouts-and-monsters:

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

First they blame autism on vaccines now drug addiction seriously fuck off those things aren’t even remotely related to vaccinations

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty)

Mark Ruffalo: The Fangirl

(Source: tonysbanner)